I'm Still Exhausting

Yesterday has been a very busy day for me and my family. We spend the entire day for my sister’s wedding ceremony in my hometown. The ceremony went well and guesses are all there to pray for them. There are only three of us siblings and she is my younger sister. Then my youngest brother is the only single in our family right now. My parents had successfully delivered us to our wedding and we thank God for that. I’m still exhausting right now and I can barely open my eyes this morning. The ceremony started early in the morning and ended in the afternoon. I think I will spend more time to rest this day either sleeping in my bed or having massage on a massage center. Both of them sound tempting right now. LoL
Well, that’s all I can say for now, my friends. I hope you have a great weekend there with your family there and God bless you all.

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Teenagers and HOAX

What’s the matter with teenagers these days? I know, there are so many things about teenagers which is interesting to talk about. I saw one just about a minute a go. Let me share the story with you through this conversation. This 12 years old young girl who is obviously a real Indonesian and stays in Medan. However, she writes South Korea as her “current city” and Singapore as her “hometown” named Pretty. Another one is a boy who also lives in Indonesia but in a different town, Surabaya. We just call him as Boy.
Apparently, Boy has asked Pretty to be his friend on Facebook and she accepted it.
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Boy: Hello, Pretty. Nice to know you.
Pretty: Hello too, Boy.
Boy: Are you from South Korea?
Pretty: Yes, I am. Actually, my mom comes from South Korea and my dad from Singapore.
Boy: Wow! What a perfect mix! So, do you stay in Korea right now?
Pretty: No, I stay in Singapore.
Boy: I saw some pictures of you with Indonesian girls. Who are they?
Pretty: Ow, they’re my cousins. Those pictures were taken when I was having a vacation in Indonesia. My grandpa has been staying there for seven years.
Boy: Really?! In which town?
Pretty: Medan.
Boy: Oh. That’s far from my town. I live in Surabaya. Anyway, can you speak Indonesia?
Pretty: No, I can’t. I can only speak English and a little bit Korea, of course.
Boy: I see.
***


I can’t stop laughing when I read this. I know exactly who Pretty is and where she lives as well as her parents. I feel sorry for the boy who has been successfully duped by this young girl. I don’t know the reason why Pretty did this to him whether it’s a serious hoax or just because she wanted to make fun of him. Then I’m thinking, if this is a serious hoax, what will her parents think about it LoL! Teenagers…

For $14.000

Just a short post today, my friends. Since we will going to have a long holiday due to the Iedul Fitri celebration here in Indonesia. So, I'm going to display these two pictures for you first.

 So, for $14.000...... which one will you choose? Each of them is $14.000. LoL.. Have a great weekend ahead, my dear blogger friends...

My Dear Genie

Have you ever written a letter to a genie before? Hahaha.. I haven't yet but I kinda like it. So, today I will write a letter to a genie about my three wishes as it's a genie's job to fulfill any kind of wishes right? Like the Aladin or Genie did in the movie (lol). But this is a kind of letter that I will never send just like those letter for Santa Claus in North Polk.
And because this letter is intended to a genie, you don't have to feel surprised when you find out about my three wishes (lol). Remember, a genie can fulfill your every wishes. So, don't think much just write down three selfish, impossible wishes and pretend that a genie will come and read your wishes through his/her laptop as well (lol)

My dear genie,

I have three wishes for you right now. Actually, I have a lots of wishes but since you insist to fulfill only three of them I try to pick the best three of them.
1. I wish you could share your flying carpet with me which I can use every time I want .
Well, maybe you could do some improvements here and there to make that flying carpet as comfortable as it can be. I need a flying carpet with a roof to prevent sun heating; with four walls as protection from the wind; with air conditioner system inside complete with a snack bar and a comfy couch. Also since I'm going to take my entire family with me, we will need a bathroom inside. Just because your flying carpet is free,doesn't mean that we can't have a pleasant flight, right?

2. I wish you could arrange a trip go around the world in 30 days for my entire family, genie.
I always want to go to see the North Polk. I also want to be on top of Mount Everest for at least 15 minutes and see this world from the highest place. Then take me to The Great Wall in China. It will be awesome to watch the wall from the sky. And don't forget to take me to the top of Burj Al Arab in Dubai. That build always looks amazing. I will talk directly to you for the details, okay?

3. And the most important wish from me is you need to take care of us all along the journeys. You must supervise everything yourself to make it happen. We want pleasant and save trips. After the last trip, bring us home safely and do come back again here once in a year. We always want several fabulous, exciting vacations every year especially when we don't need to spend money for it. We rely on your for this, genie.

And that's all I'm asking you for now. I'm sure you can fulfill all those three wishes for me since you are a genie. Can't wait to hear from you soon.

Yours faithfully,

Richie Rich

I answer these questions as:

Richie Rich

1. If you were on a deserted island, what three things would you want to have with you?
My butler and companion Herbert Cadbury; my girlfriend Gloria; and my lovely dog Dollar.

2. What is your favorite song?
I need more friends *cry* so I’ll Be There For You from The Rembrandts will be perfect *grin*

3. Do you have any tattoos? If so, tell us about them.
I actually plan to have one on my shoulder but Gloria made me change my mind. She knows what’s best for me. Believe me! So I made Dollar have the $ tatto instead.

4. When was the last time you cried?
What? Cry? No! No! No! I have everything I need in this world. I’m totally happy and there’s no reason for me to cry.

5. When was the last time you laughed?
I think it would be yesterday. I saw Dollar runaway with Reggie’s shoe on its mouth. Reggie's belonging is never cheap. He will be furious when he finds out that one of his expensive shoes is missing.

6. What is your dream job?
Not sure yet. Maybe I want to have and manage a huge playground for children all over the world. Every kid could join and enter the playground for free anytime they want.

7. Are you sarcastic?
No. I’m a noble person. I don’t want to see people hurt. I’ll be happy to help you if you need anything.

8. What was the last big ticket item that you purchased?
I don’t buy ticket. I have everything on my own. You could use mine for free. Just come in to my house.

9. What's your favorite movie?
I don’t like watching movie. I’d rather go out and play with Gloria and Dollar. I can find so many interesting things out there that just sitting in front of my TV.

10. Use six words to describe yourself.
You’re welcome to use my belongings.

It sounds a bit silly but I love weird meme like this (lol)
Have a great Monday everyone

Old Friends Chat Room

If you have a chance to meet some old friends from your high school class, will you ever ignore it? Well, if you had a bad time back in your high school few years ago, I think you’ll be happy to ignore it (lol). But I have a fantastic high school time. There’s no bullying yet (I think) but if it actually happened few years ago, then I’m not aware of that and clearly not a victim. I’m sorry if some of you face a hard time during high school. You know, teens can be so cruel.

Anyway, we don’t actually see each other face to face since we stay in different places. But we can still communicate each other through a chat room though this chat room is only available for Blackberry users. So there are only a few of us there. But the chat room is fully alive!! (lol)

It’s a different experience when you see lots of friend on your Facebook friends list and communicate with them non-verbally with talk (verbally) directly with them even if you’re not sitting in front of your computer. This situation tends to make you share lots of things easier and faster. And when this happens, any weird topics can be found here easily (lol)

Oh I love this chat room. And I hope we will be able to maintain the cheerfulness and familiarity in this group as long as we can.

Enjoy Saturday

What is so fun about Saturday? Well, I enjoy Saturday better than Sunday. Wondering why? It’s simple. You can enjoy Saturday and still get a chance to enjoy the next holiday on Sunday. Meanwhile, on Sunday, you can just enjoy the day as best as you can, since you will get back to your daily routine on the next Monday morning, right? (lol)

Today, we have a plan to shop for groceries on the hypermarket nearby. It’s the end of the month already, guys (somehow I just realized it this morning). It feels like we had a new party just a few days ago, suddenly it comes to the end of January. Fyuuhh... time goes by real fast. The day after tomorrow will be the beginning of February.

That’s why we need to enjoy the moment we have right now I thing. Since things will never be the same again. My reunion with my high school classmates a few days ago told me this strictly to my head. There will be time when you realize that you lost so many chances and you don’t even realize it.

At last, I hope you have a wonderful Saturday, my dear friends wherever you are. Maybe you will spend more time with your family and friends. Go to the movie or have dinner together. Or maybe you just choose to spend more time alone, huh? Sit on your own cozy armchair holding a cup of hot chocolate maybe.

The most important thing is to enjoy the time we have while we can. Because this Saturday will go away forever and you will have a new Saturday in the next weekend. So, have a great Saturday all.

Blackout All Day!

Black out all day!!

Yesterday, I must confess that I don’t’ have time at all to visit you, my dearest friends. I can even publish all your kind and nice comments at this morning (thanks to all of you). You know why? Yesterday, electricity in our lovely town, Medan, was black out for almost all day long. It was started on 9.30AM and ended on 6AM! Can you imagine that? That was the worst Friday on my blogging day ever!

All I can do yesterday was sleeping with my daughter, Asha. That’s all. I was too angry to play a ball with her. 8 hours of black out was very stressful. But, this condition has given more time for me to read my newest book, fellas. I bought a book about polygamy last week.

The book’s title is: The 19th wife. It is a great book too! You should read it sometimes. Especially, all of you, wives and mothers out here. Find out how a husband can own 25 wives and almost 100 kids in ONE HOUSE. Find out how stressful life that all these women have been through.

This is a novel based on a true story. The writer herself was one of a 19th wife of a husband. Before she run away and told her story to all over the world on 1874. Her name was Ann Eliza Young. The book told the readers about her escape and how she must stand out in front of every other people to talk about her own life in polygamy.

She finally made out to meet the US President at that time, Ulysses Simpson Grant (1822-1885). Ann Eliza Young succeeds to push the authority of US to forbid polygamy in the whole part of America. The US congress created the Poland Act on 1874 that forbid polygamy in all aspects.

This is really a great story that I plan to make another post for this story only, complete with the picture of them I can find on the internet. Meanwhile, I still need more time today to make some blogwalkings. First thing first. So, see you there..

Drying Waiting

I hate waiting! It makes you feel insecure and lost control of something. That's why I choose this weird picture as illustration..

It fits the condition that I'm drying when waiting (lol)..

I have one paid review left that must be completed before Jan, 8. The paid is good and I write the review as soon as I found the notification email about 3 days ago. This advertiser want to hire my two blogs all at once. I've posted the first review on "Blog Perempuan Rumahan". Done. But when I tried to submit the second review, the link was denied by the system. The notification said: "seems like you are using a different site. Please use the right site." Aaarrrgghhhh....

What? I don't understand. About two weeks ago, after I changed my domain into dot com, I send an email to Support Team of the review broker. I want them to know the new link and replace my old link (in blogspot) into the newest one. One of the staff has answered my email and tell me that my link has been successfully changed. I can use it to find advertisers. I was glad to know that every thing has work well. Now, my new domain can be used to work at home (lol)

But, this stirring event has smashed me down. This is the first opportunity for Mommy Mayonnaise and I can not do anything to fix the problem. Except sending another email to the Support Team. Ask them for help to fix my domain link on their system. Since I can not do it my self from my account. The domain part was made frozen. I send them email about 3 days ago and still not receive any answer nor reply. I must wait...wait...wait...wait..and wait... And I hate waiting!

I hope they will reply me back in a very short time. I only get 4 days left to complete my review. I don't want to lose this job. Actually, I can not wait any longer... I got bored! (lol)

Have a nice day, dearies....

Online Games Addicted

My friend, Kathy, recently said to me that she glad I’m back to my blogging activities again. I am a bit ashamed with this. Lol. I totally realize that I have left my blogs forgotten for a while since I become so addicted with several online games on Facebook. I play almost every 5 rank Facebook’s game everyday such as

(Farmville)

(Fishville)

(Pet Society)

(Café World)

(Barn Buddy)

These all games are the main reason why I’ve become so addicted in Facebook all day long.

At first, these games are so attractive, so that I can not stop until I can beat my other friend who has a higher ranking from me. I feel so satisfy when I finally can beat them and become the first. Curiosity has made me try and always try to beat them as soon as I could and that’s mean I have to spend more time to play the game. The more you play, the higher you get rank. This is what I called: addicted.

I’m well known as an online game’s mommy among my friends on Facebook, because they can find me in almost every game on Facebook. Hahaha. In fact, I never give up with my blogs in whatsoever. I still post articles on my Indonesian Blog which is connected to Facebook via Rss Feed. Some of my friends are fans of that blog and they keep asking why can’t they find new article on it? When they found out that I’ve been busy with my online games this 3 months, they wrote a lot in my wall and ask me to stop playing and start to write again.

I ignore them for a while. I still can’t let go of my self from those cute games. Then something happened. Suddenly I realize that my Indonesian Blog has already in 3/10 Google Page Rank. Shocking by this condition, I run to check my English Blog (this Mommy Mayonnaise) and I found it with 2/10 Google PR. Wow... I start to think that shouldn’t try to release my mind from those online games. At least, I must spare some times to write more articles and do some blogwalking. Otherwise, this good PR wouldn’t last for a long time.

Finally, here I am again, folks. I’m back with a bunch of ideas to write on. I’m back with some plans to do blogwalking everyday. I need to increase my Alexa rank again because before those “dark ages of mine” Mommy Mayonnaise has already on 1000000 Alexa and now drop to 3000000. On the other side, Perempuan Rumahan used to have 500 Alexa, now drop till 110000. Poor me. Silly me. Lol.

But, that’s okay. I still have a chance to make this right. I’m still playing those online games of course, but I make a promise to myself that will always spare more time for my blogs. I love blog and I love all of you my virtual friends.